How to Fake Sneeze 1

How to Fake Sneeze? A fake sneeze is one of the most well known strategies in trying to fake a cold. The fake sneeze is one of the easiest tactics anyone could use, and when you sneeze repeatedly or sneeze and have a runny eyes and watery eyes, people will think you’re sick. Since sneezing is a natural reaction, it can be triggered by giving the right stimulus. You may have to experiment some, as sneezing triggers are as individual as ticklish spots. Sneezing is a reflexive reaction that eliminates mucus or other small blockages in the nose. Because your nose is the air filter for your body, sneezing happens when little particles irritate the nasal lining in the nose, […]

How to Fake Sneeze

How to Fake Cry

How to Fake Cry

Fake crying is best when you want to convince someone that your sad, sick or getting sick. Most of the time teachers/colleagues etc. will believe you’re sad or (getting) sick if you add a little fake cry session. Its actually quite easy to fake cry, some people will only have tot think off a sad (fictional) event and/or movie. Don’t worry if you can’t there are various options for you to choose from.  Because we’re not all the same, it will take some of us a little time and practice before you will get an Oscar for your performance on fake crying. So my advice is, to first choose which method suits you best and to practice this in the mirror for […]


How to Fake Faint 4

Real fainting is a sudden loss of consciousness and is most common for teenagers and people of older age. It is normal for people to at least faint once in their lifetime. So if you’re in one of these age ranges, you can use this how to fake sick method. My advice If you’re not a teenager is to only fake faint once a half year, otherwise they’ll think you suffer from anemia or worse. Teens can use it more often (but don’t exaggerate). Fainting is a reaction in your body usually caused by low blood flow to your brain which is most likely a result of low blood pressure. If you want to learn how to fake faint its […]

How to Fake Faint

How to Fake a Cold

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How to Fake a Cold is as easy as faking all the other sicknesses we have. Most of the people have a common cold at least once a year. It is the most common disease humans have. Children actually have the cold most often (between six and twelve times a year). A really similar disease to a cold is the flu. You might like that one more so be sure to check it out. How to Fake a Cold Faking a cold is quite easy, every time when someone has caught the cold they always complain the day before that they think they will be sick. So if possible the day before you get “sick” complain that you feel weird. […]


How to Throw Up 8

How to throw up | induce vomiting? Doing that is extremely simple, especially when you are already sick or feel nauseous. Even if you are not sick it should still be extremely easy. The only thing about throwing up is that you need some nerves to do it. Some people have no problem at all doing this and don’t even need to push their fingers in deep down their throat. If the reason that you are reading this is because you think you are fat and want to throw up after eating then please leave and seek medical help. You have a serious sickness and people die because of it. How to throw up / vomit when you are too drunk […]

How to Throw up for No Reason

How to Fake a Headache

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Fake a headache is one of the easiest and best ways to fake being sick. It is completely normal for someone to have a headache so faking it should not be difficult and most people will believe you without a doubt. If you are planning on faking something you could use more often or a simple headache is not enough then I suggest you to check out “How to fake a Migraine“. How to Fake a Headache Everybody has had a headache no matter what age, so most likely you already know how you should act like you have it but you are here so let’s make it a bit easier for you. Like always we’ll start of with the […]


How to Fake a Migraine 2

There are two ways to fake a migraine; the first one is the most common migraine (without aura) and the second one is more rare; migraine with aura. This article will educate you about how to fake a common migraine attack. This is the perfect sickness to fake if you are planning to fake sick for you whole life or at least many times in a longer period of time. If faking a migraine is a bit too much for what you want to achieve then you could take a look at faking a headache. How to Fake a common Migraine Faking a migraine can be used on a regular basis because it’s a chronic neurological disorder, which means it […]

How to Fake a Migraine

How to Fake a Sore Throat

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Faking a sore throat is definitely a very easy way to fake sick. Sore throat alone though will probably not help you to stay home from school or work. And you usually don’t have just sore throat but have it as a symptom of another sickness you are might plan faking. So going for a fake sore throat is not that smart if you want your parents to let you stay home or anything similar. How to fake a sore throat This is a bit of a weird sickness to fake but can certainly be of help to fake other sicknesses like for instance the flu or a fever. But you might of course want to fake sore throat alone […]


How to Fake Dehydration 3

Fake Dehydration is a symptom for a lot of other sicknesses you might want to fake. It’s good to know how to fake dehydration so if you do use it for another sickness you will know all the details about it. Like all other sicknesses if you want to fake dehydration then the easiest way is to take a look at the symptoms Fake Dehydration: To get started on dehydration the first thing that of course comes to mind is the thirst. You are going to have to drink quite a bit, but are not supposed to go to the toilet too much because of the “Almost no urine” part of the symptom. Do achieve this the best thing to […]

How to Fake Dehydration

How to Fake Nausea

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Fake nausea should be very easy to achieve, especially if you have some acting skills. There are no real symptoms for nausea except for feeling sick, looking pale, being dizzy, sweating forehead and almost always it ends up in you vomiting, depending of course what the real reason is that you are feeling nauseous. Only severe nausea will make you vomit, so don’t vomit unless you really have to! How to Fake Nausea It all comes down to you feeling bad and eventually vomiting, if you are reading this article to know more about another sickness and this is one of the symptoms then be careful in how far you should go in faking nausea. If you really want to […]


How to Fake a Fever 4

How to Fake a Fever is easy, to fake a fever we will need to know how to cause the symptoms. Most important thing to remember while faking a fever is not to overdo it. Fake a fever higher than 104 F/39.5 C will get you busted. If you want to fake a really high fever then you must be sure you will not be taken to the doctor. How to Fake a Fever fast the easy way: To start off you will need a thermometer, it makes no difference if it a digital thermometer or one with quicksilver. Before telling anyone that you have a fever go make yourself a cup of thee. You will need the thee to […]

How to Fake a Fever

How to Fake the Flu

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Fake the Flu, the perfect way to stay home/fake sick for a long time. Faking this will last around a whole week so you can skip work or school for quite some time. A whole exam week! Flu is also very common sickness so it will not be all that difficult and believable to fake. Fake the Flu Study the symptoms and do not forget them, make sure to let your parents know you have all of them. Don’t let your fake fever get too high otherwise they will take you to a doctor and you will get busted. Tell your parents that you most likely got the flu from a friend of yours that was sick a week ago or […]


How to Fake Diarrhea 3

Fake diarrhea is one of the easiest ways to fake sick. It is the best last minute way to get out of an appointment, stay home from school or work. If you have limited time to get out of something then diarrhea attack will be the way to do it. If you have enough time to prepare or need to fake sick for a longer time I you could try a different one. How to fake having diarrhea The simplest way of course is just to say that you have diarrhea and are not coming/going. If you want to stay home from school and are reading this then it probably is because you have to convince your parents or teacher […]

How to Fake Diarrhea