How to Fake a Cold

By | August 11, 2013

How to Fake a Cold is as easy as faking all the other sicknesses we have. Most of the people have a common cold at least once a year. It is the most common disease humans have. Children actually have the cold most often (between six and twelve times a year). A really similar disease to a cold is the flu. You might like that one more so be sure to check it out.

How to Fake a Cold

How to Fake a Cold

How to Fake a Cold

Faking a cold is quite easy, every time when someone has caught the cold they always complain the day before that they think they will be sick. So if possible the day before you get “sick” complain that you feel weird. As if you are getting a fever. Act as if you are feeling a bit light headed and make sure to go to sleep early. The next day you wake up you will be “sick”. Do no overdo it, if you just have the common cold you are not actually very sick. Although having the cold is not very pleasant it is not a terrible sickness. Follow the tips and symptoms to get further into faking that you have caught the cold. While all colds are different and so are the people make sure you are sick from 3 to 10 days. Less than 3 is weird but nobody of course really knows what kind of cold you had.

Fake Cold symptoms

Those are the symptoms a fake cold might have, it does not mean you have to have all of them. It is best to fake all of them but you might want to go easy on some of them. If for instance you are very good at coughing you could show that way more than the other symptoms. You could also just go on a party and scream so loud that you won’t have a voice left the following day. That would resemble the sore throat very well.

Always fake a runny nose, the only thing you have to do to fake a runny nose is to inhale quickly through you nose as if there is water coming out or something (boogers).

How to Fake a Cold tips, dos and don’t s

  • Like always, don’t overdo it
  • If possible complain the day before you get sick that you are not feeling well
  • Don’t sneeze, cough and do stuff like that too often. Especially sneezing.
  • Fake a runny nose, because it is very easy.

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